Gay-O-Meter, what's your score?
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| Kel |
 Jun 22 2005, 09:33 AM
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| Bubba |
Jun 22 2005, 09:57 AM
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I'm only 46% gay?
Love All, Serve All.
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| sumbloke |
Jun 22 2005, 10:27 AM
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QUOTE(Bubba @ Jun 22 2005, 10:57 AM) I'm only 46% gay?  I don't know what you're worried about. I'm only 20% gay! I'm gonna have to go to gay school or something.  (Course half the questions assume yer sexually active so I think that might just have skewed the score...) This post has been edited by sumbloke: Jun 22 2005, 10:27 AM First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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| Jacob |
Jun 22 2005, 10:41 AM
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My score was 43%. Oh my god, I must be bi!!!
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| movieguy |
Jun 22 2005, 10:56 AM
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46% Gay
Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy! The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals, and 362 to heterosexuals. This doesn't mean God doesn't love heterosexuals, it's just that they need more supervision."
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| jamessavik |
Jun 22 2005, 11:57 AM
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I'm 33% Gay?
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| Bubba |
Jun 22 2005, 12:01 PM
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Maybe they need to adjust the grading curve a bit?
Love All, Serve All.
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| Jacob |
Jun 22 2005, 12:09 PM
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I did an experiment and claimed to be a straight boy and then purposely answer all the of questions with the more stereotypically gay answer. I came out 90% gay. It said something like
"Your poor mother tried so hard to have a gay son, and you have disappointed her by chasing skirts around town." "Smilers, they never lose and frowners, they never win."
-Jason Mraz, "Bright Eyes" "Life is not to fear. Life is to enjoy." -Third Eye Blind, "Burning Man" |
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| Kel |
 Jun 22 2005, 12:28 PM
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You guys are funnier with your responses than even the test was.
I'm only __ % gay? WTF!  The exact opposite reactions are posted here from the forum I found the test posted on (definitely mainly a hetero site ). Of course, there the reaction was I'm __ % gay? WTF! Kel Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. ~ Elbert Hubbard |
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| David |
Jun 22 2005, 12:33 PM
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I'm not sure about the scoring working. I came out 56% gay.
This post has been edited by David: Jun 23 2005, 08:24 AM Life is what you decide it is and make of it
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| plasticreality |
Jun 22 2005, 14:44 PM
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aparently, i'm 63% gay which means....
"Quite open-minded between the sheets and just a little bit butch when out on the streets" i'm sorry, but that little rhyme is hillarious.  “To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.” - Timothy Leary
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| jarlalex |
Jun 22 2005, 15:20 PM
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46%
Lord, what fools these mortals be
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| talonrider |
Jun 22 2005, 15:36 PM
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I scored a 33%. I have to agree that some of the questions didn't really work for me.
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| Jeff |
Jun 22 2005, 15:56 PM
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Hmmm.............. 33%
"you may act straight mate, but i bet your mother always knew you'd grow up to be a gay guy"   Note: This post may contain misspellings, grammatical errors, disorganized sentence structure, or may entirely lack a coherent theme. These elements are natural to the process of writing, and will only add to the overall beauty of the post.
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| plasticreality |
Jun 22 2005, 17:46 PM
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somehow i find it very very funny that i'm more gay than all y'all. hehe
weird little side note: if i take the quiz as a guy rather than a girl, it says i'm 43% gay. “To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable, open-mindedness; chaotic, confused, vulnerability to inform yourself.” - Timothy Leary
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| Sterling |
Jun 22 2005, 18:15 PM
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Well not too bad. about where I thought I would be.  >Just Remember no plan lasts past the first encounter with real people. So just let things happen.
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Jun 22 2005, 20:07 PM
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i spoofed a few of the answers and got a 73%
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| carolinascribbler |
Jun 22 2005, 20:46 PM
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26% Gay
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| KJ |
Jun 22 2005, 21:30 PM
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46%....
Should I turn in my gay card, do you think? Do not mess in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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| oz |
Jun 22 2005, 22:02 PM
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Heh...I'm 63% gay.
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| quietguy |
Jun 23 2005, 01:51 AM
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QUOTE(sumbloke @ Jun 22 2005, 07:27 AM) (Course half the questions assume yer sexually active so I think that might just have skewed the score...) More significantly, I think, too many questions assume that being gay involves having ample disposable income and liking to spend it frivolously. I'm not surprised by my 43% - which by the way, for the number-obsessed among you, means "Congratulations, you've scored right in the middle and are a happy and well adjusted homo guy", according to the exit page. Their rating descriptions are better than their poll. Best to all, M. This post has been edited by quietguy: Jun 23 2005, 09:41 AM Don't take life so serious, son . . . it ain't no how permanent.
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| Me! |
Jun 23 2005, 02:17 AM
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23% i'm gona have to talk with a lisp for a month to make up for that dismal effort.
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| Scrambler1981 |
Jun 23 2005, 08:28 AM
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20%
"you're so incredibly straight acting, does anyone ever realise you're a true blue gay guy?" hmnmm.. pretty much like the quiz at straightacting.com. not how gay you are, just how gay ya act. I'f I'm only actually 20% gay, my bf (ok- so he's imaginary- work with me here) will be very dissappointed. "Hell of an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave." Rutger Hauer- Blade Runner
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| sumbloke |
Jun 23 2005, 09:31 AM
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QUOTE(Scrambler1981 @ Jun 23 2005, 09:28 AM) 20% "you're so incredibly straight acting, does anyone ever realise you're a true blue gay guy?" hmnmm.. pretty much like the quiz at straightacting.com. not how gay you are, just how gay ya act. I'f I'm only actually 20% gay, my bf (ok- so he's imaginary- work with me here) will be very dissappointed. Greetings fellow 20%er. And as for straightacting.com - it's bolleaux: this is not an act! LOL. Anyway, I did try the "gay" boy thing - being camp and witty and fabulously fashionable (I thought maybe I'd fit in better...) but people just got embarrassed for me and my brothers made me promise to stop trying. This post has been edited by sumbloke: Jun 23 2005, 09:31 AM First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
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Jun 23 2005, 09:50 AM
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QUOTE(sumbloke @ Jun 23 2005, 06:31 AM) Anyway, I did try the "gay" boy thing - being camp and witty and fabulously fashionable (I thought maybe I'd fit in better...) but people just got embarrassed for me and my brothers made me promise to stop trying. Of course, switching tonality here a bit, that's vaguely reminiscent of Aaron's story as recounted by the Mail Crew, referenced here for those of you who might not have seen it or wouldn't mind reading it again. Best to all, M. p.s. *reviews sumbloke's checklist, looks up over his half-moon glasses*: Hmmmph. Very well. We'll let you keep witty. Don't take life so serious, son . . . it ain't no how permanent.
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| The Mail Crew |
Jun 23 2005, 13:12 PM
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QUOTE(quietguy @ Jun 23 2005, 09:50 AM) Of course, switching tonality here a bit, that's vaguely reminiscent of Aaron's story as recounted by the Mail Crew, referenced here for those of you who might not have seen it or wouldn't mind reading it again. Best to all, M. Thanks, Michael, for mentioning that. I'm reminded of how lucky I am to be here today. This is Aaron, btw. The two naturally effeminate guys mentioned on that page are now members of our crew, Andy and Wade. We call them "A&W", but neither of them likes root beer. They don't mind my revealing that they both scored 80% on that test. We got all members of the crew to take the test today, and here's how it turned out: Trey and Eric -- 20% David (straight) and Billy -- 23% Chris, Jon, Scot, Todd, and Rain (new member) -- 30% Me -- 33% A&W -- 80% Members who have no siblings answered Yes to the 'mother's favorite' question. Thanks again, Aaron, for The Mail Crew "The worst sin of age is forgetting the trials of youth" ('Smallville' - 10/1/03)
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Jun 23 2005, 20:11 PM
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I took it two different ways - gay and straight, and came out 50% and 56% gay. How can that be? How can I be more gay than Savvik?
OK, I went to straightacting.com to redeem myself, and got: LEVEL 8 -- EXTREMELY FEMININE You got it, you flaunt it. You don't even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a 'you go girlfriend' then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you're not, and you'll be damned if you're going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone. I am NOT a queen!  This post has been edited by doodad: Jun 23 2005, 20:23 PM |
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Jun 24 2005, 11:09 AM
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QUOTE(doodad @ Jun 23 2005, 17:11 PM) I took it two different ways - gay and straight, and came out 50% and 56% gay. How can that be? How can I be more gay than Savvik?  You forget that I'm the hyper-macho-insensetive-jock type gay guy. Think Brian Kenney from QAF. When I'm at the doctors office, I'm the kind of guy that eats the Potpourri left in the waiting room thinking that it's just really stale candy. Some they do and some they don't and some you just can't tell.
Some they will and some they won't and some its just as well. -Supertramp from Goodbye Stranger on Breakfast in America |
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Jun 24 2005, 12:48 PM
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at least you'll have good breath!
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Jun 24 2005, 13:52 PM
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but it smells so good.. you sure it aint candy??
damn.. bet you're gonna tell me those aren't big mints in the urinals either... "Hell of an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave." Rutger Hauer- Blade Runner
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