While I’m here, I’m going to have to see if I can wipe my own arse yet. I don’t want to go through another episode like yesterday’s.
I wouldn’t ask a girl to do it, either. I can’t see how they could retain any romantic thoughts about me after they’ve done that.
My balls don’t seem to be as swollen as they were, but they’re still pretty tender. Another day or two and I should be okay in that department. Then I might be able to get back to my other job – keeping the female guests happy.
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