[Garret French]

I presume you have a few queries. Rather than listen to the same questions over and over again, I’ve prepared a few standard answers:

1. No, I’m not gay. Just because I’m a hairdresser, that does not make me gay.

2. No, the “Garret Charm” cannot be taught. You’ve either got, or you haven’t.

3. Yes, I’m still single, though rarely without company.

4. Wow! That’s an offer that’s hard to refuse, but unfortunately I’m going to have to turn it down. Prior commitments, I’m sorry.

5. Very funny. Please refer to answer number 1.

That’s all for now. Someone has just shown up, and I need to go and make her happy.

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